Valentine's Day is coming up...that sweet, chocolate-y time of year when kids are scrunching up cards with little confessions of love, everything seems pink and cinnamon flavoured, and you can see men everywhere wandering aimlessly through the city looking for that "just right" gift. To celebrate, we're offering a giveaway! We have here:
Valentine's Day Giveaway
Two Lamy Fountain pens - red and white Two sets of correspondence paper & envelopes from Original Crown Mill (cream & white) (Total retail value $101.00 CAD) To enter, leave a comment below telling us your best cheesy Valentine's Day pick up line. You can also enter a second time by leaving your line on our Facebook Page under the post announcing the contest, in the comments section. The winner will be selected at random, and is limited to Canadian residents. You can enter a maximum of two times (once per method). Duplicate entries will not be counted. The contest closes midnight on February 13th, 2014 and the winner will be announced February 14th, 2014. The winner will have 7 days to contact us (until February 21st, 2014) via e-mail. All comments are moderated, and inappropriate ones removed.

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February 04, 2014 — wonderpens



Adam said:

“I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

I guess it only works with RNA-minded individuals. Have a good weekend.


Amanda said:

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.

J. C.

J. C. said:

“I’m suffering from a heartache and my doctor told me that my only cure is you!”

I’d die from embarrassment if I ever have to use this line, though.

Claudia C

Claudia C said:

Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?

BonnieCameron (@BCameron007)

BonnieCameron (@BCameron007) said:

“I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”
The Tempest 3.1.54-55
William Shakespeare :)

BonnieCameron (@BCameron007)

BonnieCameron (@BCameron007) said:

“I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”
The Tempest 3.1.54-55
William Shakespeare

(Oops … I accidentally replied to someone else’s post instead of starting my own thread. Not trying to cheat.)


JL said:

Your parents must have been bakers because you’re such a cutie pie!


Ji-Young said:

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

makes me laugh all the time haha.


Suzi said:

Hey baby – are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night! (insert cheesy music here!lol)

Mary I

Mary I said:

As I sat in the Mall making my list of things I needed to pick up, you went by and I added you to the list.


Francis said:

On a scale of 1-10 you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

Kim Solem

Kim Solem said:

I’m going to say
‘I love you’ with candy
I’m going to say
‘I love you’ with flowers

But don’t expect me
To say ‘I love you’
With anything
That cost more then $25.00


Angel said:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Allan Cox

Allan Cox said:

How about a sweetheart card and heart shaped chocolates?

Silvana Cox

Silvana Cox said:

I’m just doddling hearts and xoxox’s for you


sandi said:

do you believe in love at first sight….or should I walk by again!?

Jessica Sun

Jessica Sun said:

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Catherine Brown

Catherine Brown said:

You stole my heart.


AgnesM said:

Here I am, the girl of your dreams and carrying a drink, too!


Tracey said:

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.


stiao said:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

Kim Solem

Kim Solem said:

(A good pick-up line requires theatrics. So imagine a young man glancing at a young woman then suddenly painfully rubbing his eyes as if were about to go blind. Hopefully she’ll take the bait.)

Woman: “What’s the matter? Did you get something in your eyes?”
Man: “Oh, its nothing, really. Its just that you look so hot that you started to melt my contact lenses!”

andrea amy (@mommy2fiveboys)

andrea amy (@mommy2fiveboys) said:

Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
(andrea_hockeygirl at hotmail dot com)


kristineewald said:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?


SR said:

“You’re so hot, you denature my proteins”

Daylin Breen

Daylin Breen said:

Hey little Lamy…wanna play TWSBI?


Mel said:

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.


lindenlaserna said:

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!


billiondollarprincesss said:

Your mother must have been a thief because she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes


manqy said:

Have we met before? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


Christina said:

“Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven?”


Keiji said:

Wow I’m blushing just by typing these very cheesy lines but here it goes:

Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Wow. Yes I just remembered why I don’t do pick up lines. LOL

Cap'n Greg

Cap'n Greg said:

Ahoy tharrr, I’d give me right hook for a booty like that… Wanna Shiver Me Timbers… Yarrrr p)

Carol Connerty

Carol Connerty said:

Hey baby! Want a candy heart?


Owen said:

" Anyone ever tell you, you have nice nibs?"

Clara Ho

Clara Ho said:

How about keeping it simple:
“I like you.”


Lukas said:

“Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”


Edward said:

But we do have something in common….your mother and my mother were both mothers!


L L said:

Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


Hermione said:

Do you remember me? I’m the one you’ve been dreaming of every night.


Stephen said:

I love you more than I love my video games. That means a lot!

Blair Paterson

Blair Paterson said:

You, my love, are why poems were written


Luc said:

“If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you’d be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”


Justin said:

“You got a pertty mouth.”


jill said:

Oh Sugar sugar


Greg said:

I bet you $20 you won’t have a drink with me…

Samuel Harvey

Samuel Harvey said:

I’ts because of your glasses

Ok, you can’t understand, but someone can and it worked :)

Kyu Park

Kyu Park said:

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Cheesy… I know.


Annie said:

Hey, didn’t we go to different schools together?


NP said:

“if I get a library card can I take you out one day?”

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